dA wouldn't let me put the rest of the Panic song in my title.
But I'm back, for anyone who cares. I feel so bad about totally leaving my dA account. My inbox was kind of flooded with I don't even know, so I just deleted everything. I know I missed a lot of amazing art that you all put out, and I'm really, truly sorry.
Does it make me sound like an old lady when I use the word "youngins"? I only hear older people using it, that's why...
Anyway, my friend Marika had to type out stories that little kiddies wrote. She was telling me about them, and I automatically fell in love. :3 I just thought that I'd share them with you, because they really are adorable~~
Jason This is a story about a frog that wants to be a bunny
Frog: Ill go to the cat Frog: Can I be a bunny? Cat: Ok but first you have to collect a basket of apples for me Frog: Where should I get the apples? Cat: You can get some from the pig Frog: Where does he live? Cat: He lives in the big red barn So the frog goes to the barn and asks the pigs for apples. The nice pig gives the frog a basket of delicious apples. The frog takes the apples back to the cat. The cat is very happy and immediately turns the frog into a fluffy rabbit.
The End
Allison The Sea Otter That Went to the Beach
Once upon a time there was a sea otter named Allegra. Allegra wanted to go to the beach. She played in the sand and swam in the ocean. Then she met a baby otter in the water. Her name was Brandy. She had so much fun in the water. Then they found a bottle with a message in it. Brandy opened the bottle and read the message. It said this is from Romeo and Juliet. We love animals. Can you please get us an animal? We the two sea otters took the note back to the beach and threw it in a garbage can where it exploded into a fountain of lights. And there stood Romeo and Juliet. They asked the sea otters to come live with them and they lived happily ever after.
The End.
Matthew The Mummy Who Sat on a Spiky Tin Foil Ball.
Once upon a time there was a mummy who had a friend that was a mummy of course. One time the mummys little brother made him a spiky tin foil ball as a Im sorry gift. And remember how I said he was going to end up sitting on it? Well he didnt. He was half right. He was actually kind of relieved that it turned up because he lost track of it a couple days ago. He ended up throwing it in the garbage. And he knew that his mother didnt want him to throw it away because his little brother gave it to him.
The End
Bethany
Once upon a time in a town far far away, there lived a princess named Angelina. Angelinas sister Allison was coming home from a trip when she saw her new pet dragon. Princess Angelina told the King and Queen that her sister was home. It was now time for a celebration. Everyone was happy. All of a sudden the new pet dragon turned bad and broke the castle down with his feet and his fire. The royal family ran into the woods. They were so scared and sad. Their castle was gone They built a house in the woods out of trees. All of a sudden a beautiful fairy appears and said, Dont be sad. I will make you a new castle She waved her magic wand and suddenly the castle reappeared. They were so happy. The fairy also turned the mean dragon into a sweet and lovable dragon pet once again. They all lived happily ever after.
The End
Erin The Princess and the Lost Little Girl
Once upon a time, Princess Shauna goes for a walk in the forest. She was looking for blackberries. Then she hears someone talking. She follows the voices and she finds a little girl and an otter who were very sad cause they were lost. Princess Shauna said to them, Why are you crying? Because we wanted to pick some apples and we lost our way home So the princess said Would you like to come home with me? I will feed you lots of vegetables They said Thank you very much, we would love to come to the castle to live and eat vegetables with you.
The end
Hannah The Princess and the Dragon
Once upon a time there lived a Hawaiian Princess who liked music. But there was a naughty dragon. She loved to play her magical flute. One day while she was playing her flute, a naughty dragon came along and took the princess away to the island of Maui. He wanted her to be his friend because he didnt have any friends on Maui. But the Princess missed her family and wanted to go home. She pulled out her magic flute and began to play. The dragon was put into a trance by the beautiful music. Now the princess could escape back to the Big Island where her parents were so happy to see her that they gave her a lei and lived happily ever after.
The End
Brianne The Mirror
Once upon a time there lived a girl named Brittany. She had a magic mirror that when she looked into it she could see fairies and mermaids. Then she wrote stories about the fairies she saw. At school one day, she had an assignment to write a story when a mean girl took her magic mirror and replaced it with an ordinary mirror. She wondered why she couldnt see the fairies in the mirror any more and then noticed a fingerprint. She looked at the class fingerprint chart and matched it with the mean girls. She then went to the mean girls house and found her magic mirror and replaced it with the normal mirror. She was then able to write her story. She was so happy.
The end
Ryan
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess who lived in a castle and everyone admired her. One day an evil dragon came and captured her. The King was sad. The next day a brave knight came to the castle and agreed to rescue the princess and hell slay the dragon (King talks to knight) The Knight searched for 7 days before stumbling upon a mysterious cave. There he found the princess. He was about to free her when he heard a mighty roar He turned around and there stood the dragon The Knight grabs his sword while the Dragon is charging him. He plunges it into the dragons heart The dragon falls down dead He then rescues the princess and takes her home to her castle. The king was so happy that he gave the knight treasures. They all lived happily ever after.
I hate long journals, but these were too cute to resist. My favorite is the mummy one (hence the bolded font). And gosh, I thought the dragon stories were all so sad. What's your favorite story?
Listening to: when did your heart go missing - rooney
Drinking: water
The title was supposed to be a play on the title "A Christmas Story", but I don't think it's very obvious. SOOOO. I'M JUST TYPING IT OUT TO AVOID DOING HOMEWORK. AHAHA. I DON'T THINK ANY OF YOU REALLY CARE ABOUT MY INSECT PROBLEMS/INSECT INFESTED ROOM.
SOOO. ON WITH THE STORY, RIGHT? Anyway, I was sitting here... at my desk... on dA or something... when I feel something brush against my foot. I'm just like "whatever" and ignore it, thinking it's a piece of paper or something (totally likely, because I have an ocean of crap surrounding my desk). A little while later, I get up to go shower. HOWEVER, something catches my eye as I begin to leave. A COCKROACH. AND A B-52 ONE AT THAT. FSKHING. I WAS SO SCARED. I immediately go into the bathroom and grab a bottle of 409 (because our house lacks REAL bug spray, harsh chemicals will have to do). I start spraying the sucker ALL OVER. I hit the bug a few times, but don't stop. By now, the poor thing is saturated in cleaning spray, but I still don't stop. (Mind you, my room also reaks of chemicals...) But then, there's a twist! The cockroach starts FLYING. I run out of my room screaming, my heart pounding in my chest. A few seconds later, I peek my head back in, checking if the coast is clear. It's quiet on the front, so I step back in. I see the cockroach crawling all over my room, stopping for a few moments and twitching on my desk, then over my books, then on my blanket. I feel sorry for the poor thing, so I decide to let it die peacefully instead of smashing it. Oh ho ho, but then Mr. Cockroach makes a mistake. He starts crawling on MY BED. That was it. I went into the bathroom again and grabbed my mom's (not my... ) bath towel. I throw it over the cockroach and catch it in the towel. Now, I'm carrying a tightly-packed ball of bath towel around the house, trying to think of something to do with it. In my mind, I'm trying to formulate a plan--should I soak it in 409? (No, that would be hard to get off the towel) should I throw it in the toilet? (No, my toilet water is blue, and that's probably bad for the towel). Finally, I decide to drop the towel in the bathtub and spray the cockroach, when it crawls out, with 409. I do that, but don't think it's enough. It's kind of twitching, but I'm still holding a grudge against it for crawling on my bed. I get a bottle of conditioner and squirt the rest of it on the bug. Finally, it's dead. After a grueling battle, I have come out victorious! -insert hop, skip and a jump-
I'm sorry if I've offended any cockroach-lovers/anti-animal cruelty people with my story.